Welcome to Bottomley Manor, home of the quintessentially English Lord Grabhem his lady wife and their two promiscuous step-daughters, Abby and Fanny. We discover that the Grabhems have decided to invite their good friends The Stiffies to dinner. Staff members of Bottomley Manor, including Butler Smallcock and personal footman Master Bates, hurriedly prepare to receive their guests. However it soon becomes clear that some members of the staff have their own ideas as to how to make the night go with a swing! So as soon as night begins to fall, we discover that this is not the only thing going Down On Abby!