Yeah, that's me in "Real College Girls #3." Crazy, huh? I went from Feminism 101 to my first facial in just a semester. After meeting that crazy chick Candy Cooze and her creepy boss Bob Sima, I've been completely transformed. All the cock-sucking and boning that I've been doing has made me the most popular chick on campus. "Real College Girls #3" was more than just a paycheck, it was a sexual awakening. My eighteenth birthday made me a woman, but it was college that made me a whore.