There comes a time in a man's life when a dry fart's a blessing, and sex comes right before the diaper change. Fortunately, you probably haven't reached those golden years where the next knock on the door might be the paramedics or The Grim Reaper. However, for those guys who fall into that category, sex with a young sassy woman takes on an entirely different dynamic. You want to savor every wonderful stroke. Ooops, wrong word. Better yet, just sit back, enjoy the show, glad in the fact you're not the one with a chance of being wheeled out.