Mark Twain said something about youth being wasted on the young. Ouch, does that ever hit home, especially when we think about our wasted high school days. How we spent valuable time chasing the daughter, when in the living room with tits bigger than the optimism of a successful Healthcare plan, sat mom. Daughter made us jump through incredible hoops to cop a feel, when with mom, all we probably had to do was ask. She was wet and starved for the attention of young, bold cock. Too bad we blew it. Happily, here's a chance to see what we missed.