Hot, horny hell breaks loose when three reporters get laid off from their newspaper jobs. The plan? Turn the last issue of the daily into an outrageous scandal. And that's why in this era of heightened interest in all things political, it is important that who aspire to public office be more circumspect in their personal dealings. That is why anyone interested in seeking the office of governor should close his curtains when he's in a hotel having an assignation with a woman who's not his wife. And in conclusion, my fellow citizens, this governor should not be considered for his stance on the economy but more for the manner in which he gets laid.