More fantastic stories to corrupt your mind. Stories from the Woods: In the days of yore, legend has it that naked women ran rampant through medieval forests. Driven to animalistic passion, half-man/half-beast creatures followed the scent of these wood nymphs and satisfied their every carnal desire. The Exam: The examining room that awaits a little pregnant honey is cold, and colder still are the gynecological tools that Dr. Dave has laid out to examine her insides with. Eight months along and ready to pop, it's time for the good doctor to vaginally and anally probe his more than willing patient. Blind Date: He's a little self-conscious. Just don't stare at his eye or crack any jokes. Third eye, or brown eye, it's all the same. Watch Triclops Rod ride Heidi's anal canal on the first date. Sometimes it's good to be a freak of nature. The Anal Office: Those crazy presidents sure know how to score the nookie. Watch as past and present leaders share in the wealth of our great nation. And you thought Republicans and Democrats couldn't agree on anything.