There's a family reunion planned but Pamela Stewarts seems strangely unenthusiastic. How Come? "Ill tell you if you let me eat you," she tells sister, in Strange Family. The flash back reveals that she was shocked when the massage parlor patron whose pocket she was picking turned out to be her Uncle Wayne. And Uncle Wayne was a bit surprised to recognize his niece after he had gotten done poking her. Could cause family friction. Speaking of friction, cousin Jack puts clothespins on cousin Florie's nipples before she goes down on him, just before another cousin shows up with a bog o whips & sex toys and gets it on with the two sisters. Finally, everybody's getting good and laid except uptight Cousin Maude. "Oh, suck cock, Maude!" everyone urges. Possibly it's the sight of cousin Barts tres avant garde French tickler, but Maude finally gets hot. "Let's put everything in the kitchen up her," Suggested someone, but they stick to the usual utensils. They're using poor Maude for a picnic table when Uncle Wayne finally shows up and a final orgy leaves everybody with that good ol' Mormon Tuesday night glow.