"They say little girls turn eighteen every day. Well, today's that day, bitch. Goodbye jailbait, hello legal tender. I was all revved up and ready to go. Once the clock hit midnight I snuck out my window and was on my back and knees before you could say fresh meat. In 24 hours I had a teacher, some frat boys, and even a cop! A few days ago I was made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Now I'm young, dumb, and ready for cum. Are you ready for me, mister?"