It's been a long time since we hung out with Capt'n Bob. I think the last time we were with a midget off the Marina del Ray coast f*cking Asian whores. It's good to have him back. Now he's captaining an RV. Ahoy Scurvies... let's go waylay some wenches. Crystal - We found this little runaway right when we were leaving town over at the metro station. Always a good place to find hungry desperate girls. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You can't help but score with broke and depressed women. Would you look at her cheer up gagging on that c*ck! She's not hungry anymore! Jordan - A we found at a trailer park somewhere in the grapevine.This girl is straight out of a Jerry Springer episode. This is the kind you f*ck fast and toss out on the road before she moves in with you and drinks all your vodka. Tawni - A stripper skank that chased us out of the trailer park when we picked up Jordan. A party pig to the extreme. Tawni was raring to go from the moment we poured a drink down her throat. Wow what a whore!! And I mean that in the most respectful way. Victoria - This mexican migrant worker we found somewhere outside of Bakersfield taking a bathroom break in the fields. We needed to get her in from the hot sun and bang her hot tamale. This chaquita was Aye Carumba hot. Caliente.