The money shot. The cock vomit. The goof juice. The baby batter. It's what we're all waiting for when we sit down for some good old-fashioned adults-only audiovisual entertainment, and Mr. Skin has collected a spray-worthy collection of explicit money shots from everything from avant-garde art house movies to SKINtage scenes from the Golden Age of Porn to the cutting edge of mainstream cable TV. A lot of dick sucking in this one, folks. So grab your custard chucker and enjoy The Best Money Shots at Mr. Skin Playlist...because at Mr. Skin, we specialize in fast-forwarding to the good parts. Kicking things off is the classic money shot from Behind the Green Door (1972) where Marilyn Chambers leaps up like a dolphin at Sea World to catch some slo-mo semen all over her face. Then we've got the climactic (pun intended) sequence of the orgy scene from Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008), as a series of swashbucklers shiver their timbers all over Shyla Stylez, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Veronica Ryane, Abbey Brooks, and Brea Lynn. After that, sexy fraulein Marianna Bertucci whips out her tits and gives a guy an open-jawed blow job in the German XXX movie Schulmädchen-Report 2000 (2001), Margo Stilley sucks the vanilla pudding right out of her boyfriend's uncircumcised cock in 9 Songs (2004), A guy in a rat mask 69s naked'80s porn babe Terri Copeland before he cums all over her stomach in a bizarre sequence from Cafe Flesh (1982), Becky Savage deep-throats and screws a dude before he sprays all over her spectacularly hairy muff in another scene from Cafe Flesh (1982), and finally Sonya Walger pulls a guy's cock out of his pants and gives him a fully dressed rub n' tug in a rare real-sex scene from HBO's Tell Me You Love Me. Next up, it's more SKINtage XXX action from Dolly Sharp in a threesome with two dudes before he blows his load on her butt in a funky scene from Deep Throat (1972), petite brunette Romana gives a vigorous blow job to a guy in a white lab coat before he whitewashes her face with his jizz in Rossa Venezia (2003), then it's back to the popper as Linda Lovelace gets fucked in every orifice before he creams on her caboose in another scene from Deep Throat (1972), Kristine DeBell gives an expert BJ, complete with money shot, in the XXX version of Alice in Wonnderland (1976), and finally we've got another spoogetastic scene from Alice in Wonderland (1976) as Kristine shows off her bunny ears, cottontail, and even furry rabbit hole. Screw John Mayer, that body is a Wonderland! After that, things get a weird as the aptly named Dana McBoobs unleashes her giant watermelons for a dude in a gorilla mask, who tit-fucks her before blowing all over them, in Carnage for the Destroyer (2006), and Sirpa Lane keeps the monster titty-fucking going by letting a hairy beast rub his enormous wang all over her it tie bit ties before coming buckets of monster jizz in The Beast (1975). Then we're back to good old-fashioned human-on-human cock sucking as a guy comes on Ovidie's elegant European face in The Pornographer (2001), Anna Faris plays love juice for laughs in the famous "stuck to the ceiling" cum shot from Scary Movie (2000), porn legend Vanessa Del Rio gets humped reverse-cowgirl style before he pulls out to spray his firehouse all over the sheets in Babylon Pink (1979), and suddenly we're back in Bizarro World as Renee Summers sucks off a guy in a Richard Nixon mask and drains a hairy monster's balls in Driller (1984). Now that's a Tricky Dick! Finally, Shay Jordan bares every inch as she gets double teamed by two guys in Pirates II (2008), Audrey Hollander takes us behind the scenes as she has cum sprayed all over her face and tits while her husband watches in the porno doc 9 to 5: Days in Porn (2008), and finally Indian XXX babe Sahara Knite bares full frontal as her boss wipes the beef gravy off her face before handing her over to her next client on HBO's Game of Thrones.