Dear Grrl Power: I'm looking for an instructional video that will tell me how to be a real lady. You know, with like good manners and all, so rich men will buy me stuff. Can you help? Luv, Britney Fuck good manners, Grrl-friend! You don't need to be a lady to get what you want. Just strip naked and turn on your Grrl power full blast. Then say, "Gimme what I want Mister! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Watch this video and you'll see it works every time!
